Editorial note: The following was submitted by one of our readers, Vimmy Cogilsprocket.
Greetings all, I am writing here today to inform you of something that has been at the back of my mind for some time now, What is that you may ask? the terrible lack of health and safety here in Stormwind, those who know me will know I am a stickler for safety, be it fire extinguishers or redundancies in my products.
But down to business, Stormwind's complete lack of regard for safety irks me a great deal, not a railing in sight and open water without proper filtration systems just sitting there in the middle of the city, Oh and lets not forget the lack of roads for vehicles, cobblestones are terrible for traction my friends, just ask several people who drive their Mekgineer choppers into the canal(And their complete disregard to road safety laws and the manual that i give them to read). And my own personal bugbear the stairs.
Being a Gnome i can find it quite a struggle climbing the steps to the Keep and in the Lions Rest, some of these steps are actually around my waist height if you would believe it! its quite undignified trying to catch up with friends when you literally have to Climb
up a stair, my legs are short enough as it is!
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Id like to (With enough community backing) put forward the notion of rebuilding the stairs to a more Gnome friendly size, replacing the cobblestone streets with flagstones that can bear the weight of a vehicle, and the installation of railings along the canal, not only will it reduce drunks going for an unexpected swim, it would provide safety for children. And in addition i would like more thought to be put into the seating in the many inns and taverns, seats can be quite difficult to get into, and if one more person points to the high chair in the corner..
Any-who these have been my issues that i have put to paper. I bid you all a good day.