The Doomsday Soapbox Showdown
Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to delve into the dark depths of the unknown? Do you feel the looming presence of ancient beings beyond our comprehension? Do you think the end of the world is near and nobody's doing anything about it? Well, we have just the game show for you! Step right up and take part in "The Doomsday Soapbox Showdown"!
In this game show, we have five contestants, each armed with a soapbox or crate, and three rounds of themed doom-sayer preachings.
Round one: "The Apocalypse is Near"
Contestants must convince the judges that the end of the world is upon us and we must all repent our sins before it's too late. Bonus points for creative use of props and costumes.
Round two: "The Old Gods Are Stirring"
Contestants must convince the judges that the malevolent forces of the ancient and terrible Old Gods are awakening from their slumber and pose a grave threat to our very existence. Bonus points for the most convincing impressions of mind-controlled minions.
Round three: "The Demon Invasion is Imminent"
Contestants must convince the judges that a horde of demonic forces, led by the cunning dreadlords, is about to invade our realm and unleash unspeakable horrors upon us all. Bonus points for the most convincing portrayal of a possessed victim.
The best score wins! And what does the winner get, you ask? A year's supply of canned goods and a VIP spot in a secret underground bunker in case of a real apocalypse!
So join us for "The Doomsday Soapbox Showdown"! We guarantee it will be a mind-bending, sanity-shattering experience!
Location and time has not been decided yet, but the plan is sometime in June. Judges has been selected, but there is still spots for contestants.