Wyra (intern):
Have you given any thought to where the source of the infestation might come from?
Rulfe:
In fact I do have a suspicious, although I think rats from the harbour is an issue.. I think the biggest source is from the Deeprun tram. See the infestation down there is never endin. If we could set up a rat sapper at the entrance that wouldn't fry the smallest of gnomes but would fry the biggest of rats, I think we'd have a decent chance of puttin a dent into the rat population. But that's above my level of understandin how'd it work
Wyra (intern):
Well... you could always get in touch with someone who'd know!
Rulfe:
Though there's also havin to fiqure out the cost of doin somethin like that. Plus I imagine there's permits that need to be figured out to install that sorta contraption in the city..
Wyra (intern):
All things that can be figured out if the right minds are involved!
Conclusion:
Rulfe:
I'll gladly clear any rats you have in your house if your willin to give me some Moonberry Juice, love that stuff I do.
Wyra (intern):
You don't want money?
Rulfe:
Well most homes tend not to have more then twenty rats, but that's the cost of the juice. Works out in my favour in the end.
Mel:
Quite the everyday hero aren't you. Clear our streets and homes of the infestation.
Wyra (intern):
He sure is! Isn't that just the best sort of hero, Mel?
Rulfe:
I get called a hero way more then I deserve. I'm just a simple man with a simpler job.
Wyra (intern):
Oh, there's nothing simple about you! Isn't that right, Mel?
Mel:
I agree Sometimes its the small jobs that make the big difference. Any idiot can swing a sword and call them self a hero.
Rulfe:
Well I hope the readers enjoy this interview as much as I did, it was certainly a unique experience.
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